May 2013
I can’t wait to kill myself after this vacation!!!!!!!
So I'm Starting A New Blog
It’s called The Sound of my People and it’s basically just me reading popular text posts out loud. Come check it out at thesoundofmypeople.tumblr.com
(yes it is a play off of “let me play you the song of my people”
HOLY SHIT I JUST GRABBED A PRICELESS URL THAT IS PERFECT FOR THE BLOG I WANT TO START
goodnight everyojne
rosiemarch:
theres a new animal crossing game. an incredibles 2 is in the works. you can buy leggings with iron mans face over ur vagina. it’s truly an amaing time to be alive.
jerkingoffintothesunset:
if you’re ever sad just remember that time sam winchester fucked a girl against the window of her office (✿◠‿◠)
my-name-is-hilarious:
theyahoostaff:
yourfriendthecrow:
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
ianthe:
schmergo:
ianthe:
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an...
lumos5000:
budapestcupboardlatch:
cliffrose-acetone:
Doctor Who: SCREAMING Supernatural: CRYING Sherlock: WAITING Merlin: DEAD Hannibal: Eating Merlin
HANNIBAL YOU SPIT MERLIN OUT, RIGHT. NOW!
Impeccable timing fandoms
tardis-in-purgatory:
I love how obviously intelligent the Sherlock fandom is, we find patterns, number symbols, decipher every millisecond of each scene, discover every possible meaning Moffat’s actions might have
but take the show away from us and
zenathezee:
unicorns only appear to virgins bcuz they feed off their sexual need
monilip:
karkats-left-eyeball:
whyaremyballssomadatmybutt:
egberts:
tumblr is giving me the option of following myself
do it
rip open a hole in spacetime
cryptovolans:
So did every band and artist in the music industry have a big secret meeting where they decided “Yes, 2013. 2013 we will release all of the albums. All of them. And it will be great.”
Anonymous asked: Fingers, Hips,ankles,ears, neck, eyes :D
mycroft-holmes-approves:
sodamnrelatable:
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
kouharens:
IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE„,
jakemalik:
*picks u up for prom in heelys*
jimbertimber:
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
bandbutts:
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
dignitea:
feelings are terrible 0/10 would not recommend
theturntechgodhead:
snckpck:
STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE KISSING THEM IN 2 WEEKS. YOU NEVER KNOW!! TAKE RISKS!!!
Seriously
fang-wombat:
I think whoever keeps making all the fake Yahoo tweet images about how they plan on changing tumblr is kind of a jackass, but at the same time, I love watching people freak out over them. Here is a tip, next time you see one, hop over to yahoo’s twitter account and see if it actually exists.
Me: *sees book store* *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
Friend: no.
indigostohelit:
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys...
Send me these pleaseee
Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
Toes: Do you like country music?
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
pontmercenary:
*logs into facebook*
*logs out of facebook*
inseptica:
shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all