bemusedlybespectacled:

kekkes:

Someone left this on the table I went to go eat at so I took it and true

Every time I see this go around, the first two paragraphs are cut. Fixing that.

(via daughterofwinterhell)

andrewpauldost:

i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza

(via potterfollowedhisgut)

vanillabobo:

lastglimpsetheatre:

dolphinhats:

alicexz:

toothyhalcyon:

Welcome to Tumblr.

Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

omg HOW?? 

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shakespeareintellectualbadass:

hopperthedragon:

hogwartskidsproblems:

sodamnrelatable:

So we made tumblrs.

#Not Voldemort 

yah he really put his soul into it

oh my god

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humourprincess:

parkour

(via sayhellojen)

lady-writes:

aluminumapples:

take-me-awwayy:

aluminumapples:

OH

HELL

NO

I IWHS YOU COULD ESS MY FACE RIGHT NOW I AM SO MAD

SOMEONE AT E MY SPECIAL CHOCOLATE

ONE OF THESE FUCKFACED ASSHATS DECIDD THAT IT’s OKAY TO TAKE OTHERPEOPLES CANDY WITHOUT ASKING

THIS WAS SOME EXPENSIVE CHOCOLATE I”M SCRAMEING

u ok?

*sobs on the floor*

i am so sorry that happened to you. huggles

i just want to know which of these motherfuckers did it so i know hwose special food ot eat GOD I AM SO MAD THIS IS GOOD CHOCOLATE AND THEY TOO K A BIG CHUNGK OF IT

secret-l0vers:

I don’t think you understand how long I’ve been waiting for this

pffff

(via potterfollowedhisgut)

take-me-awwayy:

aluminumapples:

take-me-awwayy:

aluminumapples:

OH

HELL

NO

I IWHS YOU COULD ESS MY FACE RIGHT NOW I AM SO MAD

SOMEONE AT E MY SPECIAL CHOCOLATE

ONE OF THESE FUCKFACED ASSHATS DECIDD THAT IT’s OKAY TO TAKE OTHERPEOPLES CANDY WITHOUT ASKING

THIS WAS SOME EXPENSIVE CHOCOLATE I”M SCRAMEING

u ok?

*sobs on the floor*

please don’t get tears on the carpet.

ALL the tears on ALL the carpets

take-me-awwayy:

aluminumapples:

OH

HELL

NO

I IWHS YOU COULD ESS MY FACE RIGHT NOW I AM SO MAD

SOMEONE AT E MY SPECIAL CHOCOLATE

ONE OF THESE FUCKFACED ASSHATS DECIDD THAT IT’s OKAY TO TAKE OTHERPEOPLES CANDY WITHOUT ASKING

THIS WAS SOME EXPENSIVE CHOCOLATE I”M SCRAMEING

u ok?

*sobs on the floor*

OH

HELL

NO

I IWHS YOU COULD ESS MY FACE RIGHT NOW I AM SO MAD

SOMEONE AT E MY SPECIAL CHOCOLATE

ONE OF THESE FUCKFACED ASSHATS DECIDD THAT IT’s OKAY TO TAKE OTHERPEOPLES CANDY WITHOUT ASKING

THIS WAS SOME EXPENSIVE CHOCOLATE I”M SCRAMEING

rurone:

fuckyeahladies-fictionalandreal:

You, stop scrolling, we need to address some things about Hyperbole and a Half writer Allie Brosh. Think calling her the voice of a generation is going too far? Bullshit. This woman is one of the most real, relatable, creative, funny, and vulnerable writers of all time. From the pants-wettingly hilarious God of Cake to the needed-to-said-but-everyone’s-too-afraid-to-talk about it Adventures in Depression, Allie’s posts have genius pacing and are fantastic at highlighting the wonderful idiosyncrasies that make her who she is. She’s willing to let us in to aspects of her life that she doesn’t even understand so that people going through similar things can feel less fucking alone in a world that vilifies and over simplifies the complexities of mental illness. Allie doesn’t smile for you, or hand you bullshit platitudes because that. doesn’t. fucking. help. She’ll laugh when she’s damn well ready to laugh and she’ll cry when she damn well needs to cry, and you’ll do both with her because she speaks to the parts of all of us that we thought were too weird and too complicated to be understood.

This woman’s stuff is so funny I have laughed until breathless and exhausted, wiping tears from my eyes.

(via caliborm)

(via ameliajeann)

i fucking love mashups okay

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

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