sireoinmacken:

“i’m as straight as a pole!”

(via theindifferenthobo)

so-relatable:

Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are against this!

(via graphicgeekgirl)

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

dreamwurks:

hacheload:

rosenkristall:

TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE

SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO

SIGNAL BOOST

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 

We need 5,000,000 signatures

i know there’s enough bloggers out there

hell sign twice using different emails.

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE

(via theindifferenthobo)

lea-michele:

in australia we say dibber-dobber instead of tattletale this is probably the most embarrassing thing about us as a country

(via assssbutt)

god i’m fucking crying right now because this… this is all i want in life. look at them. they’re so comfortable with each other and everyone is touching and they’re all safe. so many tears. someone hold me like this.

(via porn4ladies)

sarahseeandersen:

The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food.

(via purpleliger)

loveissuchalovelytorture:

shark-bones:

Bath mat turns red when wet. 

I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.

Then wait for the screams of terror.

Calm down there, Satan.

(via ohaisar)

loubeartops:

avengent:

aaawhyme:

tobejuliaagain:

aetheling:

“Pooh and his friends were given as gifts by author A. A. Milne to his son Christopher Robin Milne between 1920 and 1922. Pooh was purchased in London at Harrods for Christopher’s first birthday. Christopher later gave them to publisher E. P. Dutton, who in turn donated them to the New York Public Library.”

Oh my god. Oh my god.

This is them, guys. This is them. Got chills.

I’m more star struck from this picture, than I have been at any other moment in my life.

bYE

(via lupeh)

necrophilofthefuture:

im laughing so hard

(via freakflag333)

agentwacko:

awesomephilia:

This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her

Is that Merida?

(via sirshon)

aoisasahina:

WHA TS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEER NUTS AND DEER NUTS

BEER N UTS COST $1.99 AND DEER NUTS ARE UND ER A BUCK

(via payyourchildsupport)

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

(via payyourchildsupport)

shampood:

swaggiesauceandyolos:

shampood:

my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian”

wow what a homophobic bitch

my mom is married to a woman

(via theindifferenthobo)

nudiemuse:

woodelvish:

I’m sorry I had to

This made me almost spit water everywhere.

(via hannahble-lecter)

kawaii-aussie:

basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It

(via emily-the-impaler)