apparently if you put on a suit, call me m’lady, and make fandom references during sex i will marry you. just a rumor.
If you ever feel bad about the fact that you’re in love with someone who’s twice your age, remember that at least you’re not Rose Tyler
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Two beautiful people in the nude! Love this film!
She ran right into his dick!
Can you blame her? I’d do the same.
i ran into his dick. I ran into his dick ten times.
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subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.
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I like how the motto of Hannibal went from “Eat the rude” to “SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING HELP WILL GRAHAM”
BECAUSE WE ARE A FUCKING CONSIDERATE FANDOM WHO UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF PROPER MEDICAL CARE AND CAN RECOGNISE HOW UNHEALTH AND ABUSIVE HANNIBAL AND WILL’S RELATIONSHIP IS BOTH PROFESSIONALLY AND PERSONALLY.
WHY ARE YOU YELLING IN CAPS AT ME
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In vivid detail. If I am too embarrassed you win.
Go ahead, I dare you
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So I was thinking about Reichenbach (as one tends to do) and then this happened
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*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
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My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
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