hawkpaw:

if u hold an artists hand you should feel like royalty because that is the most important part of an artists body and allowing you to hold that means they trust you with their life Do not abuse it

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kidney-stoner:

jimb0slyf3:

This should be a top news story.

NOTHING IS MORE SATISFYING

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egberts:

viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh

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sherlockspeare:

thesherlockdiaries:

Don’t lie to yourself.

You know you this is what you saw when you saw this picture.

I just made it happen ;)

Yes

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rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

• i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
• i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
• i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
• i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
• this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

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i-touched-eridans-butt:

I went on Google Images and typed in Samurai Jack andI was not disapointed

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ugh i am such a piece of shit and if any of you can conclusively prove otherwise i will send you a cookie

aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

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crazyrebelscarfs:

I did a thing. 

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the-winchester-initiative:

punsicle:

punsicle:

punsicle:

im gonna watch the first episode of supernatural

wow what a cute little family

wELL THAT SURE DIDNT LAST LONG

(via sarcasticsnowflake)

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

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claydols:

WASP actually stands for We Are Satans Pets

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