- blogs with less than 200 followers are getting deleted
- on new years day, everyone under the age of 18 must dress up like ronald reagan
- christmas is illegal
- the national u.s. currency has been changed from money to bread
- post limit is 1 post per day
- selfies are banned
- you can only follow 1 person. choose wisely
- baldness is illegal
Louisiana: the state where we cuss like sailors, but still say please and thank you
California: the state where we’ll curse you out worse than you’ve ever heard if you cut us off on the freeway, but we’ll be sure to use our turn signals to let you know that we’re about to go around you at 95 miles an hour.
Massachusetts, are you fucking shitting me? Everyone here swears like a fucking sailor. I thought I swore a lot until I moved to Boston.
We have fucking DICK’S! DICK’S, do you fucking understand?! That is a restaurant where tourists go to be treated like shit! Because it’s Boston and we don’t give a fuck! AND IT’S LITERALLY CALLED DICK’S.
Welcome to Cali
that’s complete bullshit for Texas—
actually maybe that’s just for Austin. Put a little blue dot in the middle of Texas for the cursing
But yeah we say Thank you and Sorry like no other wow we are actually kind of polite for being dicks
the worst feeling about trying to draw is being a mediocre artist. You realize you’re not terrible and family and friends who can’t draw at all tell you all the time how amazing you are, but you, as the artist, have seen what amazing really is and you realize that it isn’t you.
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
green is not a creative color
what the fuck are you trying to say with that gif
lets not bring it up
lets never bring it up
what part of never bring it up do you not understand