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normal het vanilla porn: fifty shades of grey

have you heard about it? it’s apparently a bestselling (like, massively famous) bdsm erotica novel? the author is named e l james. it got its start as novel-length twilight fanfiction, but then the author changed the names and published it as original fiction. very interesting.

i’m trying to…

TWILIGHT FANFICTION

TWILIGHT FUCKING FANFICTION

DOESN’T MATTER WHAT IT IS IT COMES FROM SHIT

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Kawaii.

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!

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Brought on by my fury at twilight

The reason I’m so against preaching abstinence is that when you place one of the pillars of human existence (like food, sleep, water, shelter) behind a barrier people are more likely to break through that barrier as quickly as possible despite the consequences. You look at the morals Twilight teaches. They didn’t have sex until marriage, and so many people see that as the book having “good morals.” However, they were married very young and after a relatively short period of knowing one another. If marriage is seen as a commitment and not set as a conscious barrier to a subconscious drive, people will be more likely to take their time instead of rushing into things. And rushing into things is bad, especailly when you’re becoming part of an eternal family (fictional aside to the point of this note). If you want to save yourself for marriage, go ahead! More power to you. But it shouldn’t be something we force onto everyone. If you had to have a baby in order to get more than 3 hours of sleep every night (hypothetical situation), you would probably have a baby sooner and with less thought to the consequences than someone who could have as much sleep as they wanted without taking on such a huge responsibility and commitment. Keep in mind this doesn’t mean that marriage would end, but it would be a choice, not a requirement.

Anyways, that’s my rant for the night. Look at me being all liberal. My grandparents would faint.

The newspaper headline screams: “Eighteen-Year-Old Slain by Husband after Giving Birth.” As you continue reading, you learn that the young woman was brainwashed by a strange blood-drinking cult who call themselves a “family,” though none of the members were actually related. The young woman’s husband was much older than she and had a history of violence. In fact, you learn that her husband used to stalk her prior to her marriage, watching her secretly from the woods near her home and climbing into an unsecured window at night to watch her sleep without her knowledge. Once the young woman, then seventeen, was initiated into a relationship with the man and his “family,” she was encouraged to marry right after her high school graduation. The young woman reportedly had bruises all over her body after returning from her honeymoon, where she also reportedly became pregnant. Her husband was not happy about the pregnancy and wanted her to have an abortion. She refused, eventually leading to him ripping the child from her womb, then, draining her of her blood until she finally stopped breathing. Sounds torturous and sick, doesn’t it? But in fact, this is the basis of a tween-teen literary phenomenon called the Twilight saga… -

Twilight and Philosophy, p.178 (chapter by Rebecca Housel)

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And that, ladies and gents, is that in a nutshell.

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after i got through a few lines i started laughing hysterically

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And this is why I don’t like Twilight as a model of romance for teenage girls.

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Ugh fuck twilight.

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